Batman in Lingerie

I was kind of very bored sitting and reading the online training material and at the same time thinking what to blog as has been left orphaned  for 3 days… : (

I have this bad habit where i can never think of doing something constructive or any ideas for blog posting during my free time. But whenever i’m stucked with tonnes of work load and that is when my ideas and plans will flow like no body else business.

While yawning 101 times and refreshing my mailbox for the 102th times, I’ve got something interesting and kept me awake in my mailbox. I’m sure there are many out there killing time doing nothing, so why not have a good laugh then.

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said,’You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,looked At me and said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’


So old ladies, if you are married to a husband who has sense of humor like the man above, don’t try this at home. lolz

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3 Replies to “Batman in Lingerie”

  1. Here’s 1 for u…

    Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.
    Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire.
    Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him “Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens only once. Ok? Don’t think about it again.”
    The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment: “She said this is not enough, she wants sixty.”
    The wife’s face slowly turns red with anger: “Damn that b****…when she was pregnant and her husband came over here…I only charged him fifty…”

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