Warning: The post below wasn’t writen by me except those quoted text .Women, don’t hate me, I am sure you had read even more mails and posting insulting men and you had great laugh right, so i think its fair enough for the poor man to console ourselves with such lame jokes. Guys, please dont take it personal if the women condemn about you, read point # 9 and have a good laugh and carry on with your what ever dirty work you were doing. Enjoy and have fun in the middle of the week, 2 more days to go for weekend.lolz
1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
hmmmm, do i need to say more?poor guys, ecspecially married losers man
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
haha, this is a good one, but why calling others name when I dont know other women? hehe
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
Don’t leave your jeans, u might end up in a pet funeral
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
So is the dog’s husband, *nyeak nyeak nyeak*
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
that is why dogs are men’s best friend not with women, lol
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
Unless your wife owns a chihuahua or a shih zhu, haha
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
wife find the same too if they are drunk as well
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
wife likes to hunt for the fishing (chic) husband in night clubs.lolz
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?
haha, seems like a universal doubt for women huh…lolz
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
please uh, guys are not that irresponsible and cold hearted to do that, they might wanna give away the mother and get a new mother, lolz
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
😛
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
phew, morale of the story, get stronger gents perfume to overloop the female scent
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
men like to ride at the back with the name of doggy style, hehe
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
allrite, its 7am and i had not asleep, no further comment about this….ZzzZzZZZZ
hmm.. so y dont boys jus marry dog’s?? u cn marry as much as u want. there is no any rulez only can have one dog. 😛
Ithukku perru vanthe, vambe villaiku vangerethu!! All the best!! If u are lucky enough you might get buy 1 free 1…LOL…
yea rite.. i agreed with viji’s opinion..y dont u guys just married with a dog n live ur life happily with them without any prob..hehe.. i dont mind to get for u 1..:P
haha , i know why viknes post this article , i knw i knw , lol .
to attract chicks , see this comment box , the commentators are 3 cute chinks ,
pandaila abang vikey ,lol .
haha, just joke la…cheer up la//u didnt read the fore note a?i dun prefer 3some or foursome lerr…hehe
hello…dog is nt that easy to maintain as well k…just dat no need sanitary napkin, pedicure all cures, no PMS mood and so many thgs….mindly, dog are better, materially and feelings @peelingi ly human are betterr…joke je la..why so serious??
athan neenge irukingele, why dog some more…sama saje..eppadi vasathi..haahaha
adaaa raasaa, toreii, mannan dalapathi….yeppidiyaa ippidlaam yosikiringe…..they are nt enjoying pa, they are tupperaning me lerr….shabbaaaa
Mane ade serious?? I aso joke ony lah!!! EEEEE! Itulah…sape makan cili dia yang rasa pedas!! 😛 Okla okla…peace la…hehe….
viji, cutee,and vanie….dun u guys feel sorry for the Dogs, as u r suggesting them to marry the guys…
Vicknes..thank u so much for the post, atleast now guys will b thinking if they do need to have gurls or dogs in their life…gurls konjem neemathiya irekelam 😛
sh@rm, I sooo totally agree with you.
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I would say in most part, animals are one helluva good companionship. They sit with u, listen to u when u talk, look at u while ure talkin to show that they care and understand. That is dog 🙂 It will be with u till death parts.