How to get rid of the love-bite? [G rated]

Woohhooo, sounds like some kind of adult posting huh? Nah, its not, i wouldn’t even say its sex education. It’s purely science, err, science of getting rid of hickey a.k.a love bite. 1st of all, love bite or hickey is broken blood vessels. Basically, someone sucks on someone else’s skin until the blood vessels closest to the surface pop. It’s similar to a bruise.

I mean who doesn’t get a love bite if he/she has a bf/gf rite? Well there are circumstances that love bite doesnt appear even if you have a partner:

#1. Your partner never done it before

#2. Your partner thinks that its forbidden to perform such task ( arghh fark off, then go and love a puppy)

#3. Your partner thinks that love bite is all about biting and left the teeth mark on ur poor neck and u had to cover the pain that u got from the fail bite. Suck 1st before u bite it, geezz!

#4. Love bite? what is that? ( you may have tough time making out then, god bless)

#5. The couples are real holy and believes in pure love without any intimacy ( yeah rite!!)

Back to the topic, if you are those in the category number #2 and #5, please stop reading from this point and go watch tom and jerry. If you are #1, #3 and #4, then you should go goddamn google it!!

To me love bite is not something really pleasant to show off ecspecially if you work closely dealing with clients (ecspecially elder unmarried female). It might give an impression that you are some kind of nympho ( although you are not) and it may look not so proffesional with those i’ve-got-lucky-last-nite marks.

If you are under age or living together with strict parents/guardians, hickeys will be the last thing that you wanna get from your partner. Going back home with that visibly on your neck home might be the last time you going home, sigh!

The worse case is, you are married and you have a hickey, and its not from your wife or husband.hehe, be prepared for some not-so-loving bruises on your faces then, or worse come to worse, a divorce notice might await you if you fail to prove that isnt a love bite.

Here, I am not teaching you to do bad things or to cheat your beloved ones, but i just feel that sometimes fate doesnt favour us and shit like this might happen, so i hope this method can help you out of the trouble. Before you proceed, I warn you, if it doesnt work, dont look for me!! Try this at your own risk and please dont do this at home ( you know what i mean).

Well, i did some online research and found several ways to get rid of them below are those, play safe and be safe:

Using AA size battery

1st thing u gotta do is, you have to identify wheter is it a rashes or love bite. If you got lucky yesterday, then most probably its it. Or maybe if u are allergic to saliva, it might be rashes then.lolz…

Next, get a AA size battery or a C size battery, turn it to the negative side of the battery which is the flat surface and rub it on the love bite for about one minute firmly, it might hurt a lil bit, no pain no gain ma..keep rubbing till the mark disappeared and hope it solve the issue

Vitamin K

Rub some vitamin K into the area, but i dont recomend it because there are many other inexpensive ways rite

Apply ice

What i mean by ice is the ice cube, not drugs! this method should be done as soon as you get the hickey, the ice helps to disperse the blood that clot on the surface of the skin.

Rub with comb

Using a comb or a hairbrush to massage the area works better than fingers and hands or try using any tubular object with a domed end, apply steady pressure over the hickey and twist. It will hurt, but it will help. Lipstick caps, pen caps, and blistex caps work. The goal is to work the blood deeper into the skin. [Source]

Clothing

Utilize turtleneck sweaters, scarves, or makeup to cover it up. For guys, u may wanna lift your T-shirt collar to look more stylo and at the same time you get to cover the vampy bite!

Tea bag

Apply a warm, moist, used tea-bag as a hot compress. Repeatedly re-wet and re-warm it as needed until the hickey disappears.

Garlic

Apply some sliced garlic on your mark and rub it evenly till the juice sips onto the surface. well i dont know wheter is it a myth, but it worked on me..(oppsy) well uh, that was back in 1983…

All right folks, hope this help. If you have any other method or ways to get rid of it, please share it with us in the comment box. If you feel shy to tell it to the crowd, you may drop me an email at mail@vickneswaran.com. Play safe and have fun biting each other!