Category: General

banners and ads everywhere about the NDP ’07 (national day parade) in singapore….even they have full coverage abt it online…the event expect about 30k spectators to marina bay for the historical moment on 42nd bday of singapore….but me sitting all alone in the damn office and watching the fireworks from my office windows…damn….

really have to endure this kinda life till my plan works out, i seriously cant stand the shit of working for other any more…yea, in a way, being employed is much much more safer then being self employed but my mum’s business blood is running in me and the desire of non-kiasu is burning wildly!!!gimme few months time, malaysia, i will be back!!! expect changes in me , varandee valayankatti’s!!!!

banners and ads everywhere about the NDP ’07 (national day parade) in singapore….even they have full coverage abt it online…the event expect about 30k spectators to marina bay for the historical moment on 42nd bday of singapore….but me sitting all alone in the damn office and watching the fireworks from my office windows…damn….

really have to endure this kinda life till my plan works out, i seriously cant stand the shit of working for other any more…yea, in a way, being employed is much much more safer then being self employed but my mum’s business blood is running in me and the desire of non-kiasu is burning wildly!!!gimme few months time, malaysia, i will be back!!! expect changes in me , varandee valayankatti’s!!!!

i would like to thank qimonda’s current low work volume for allowing me to getting drowned into the ocean of rahman’s beat again….was watching you tube and surfing the net and accidentally came across with the new programme called ooh lalala from india…the best part is its judged by the famous none other than isai puyal ar rahman…
i would say the only tunes that can make me get goosebumps nonstop for hours after thenpaandi cheemayile (nayagan) are the tunes composed by the god of music. can u imagine that i did even dreamnt that i paid a visit to HIS studio and watched how he works with his music troupes…crap?nah, its real..i mean its a real dream..hehehe…
indian music revolutionist!! the true indian musician whom brought a tsunami wave via VANDE MAATRAM…a “global” tune that tells the white people that WE indians are not any inferior to them in music industry…where’s the doctorate for RAHMAN sir, india?
actually the mood for my so called blogging is not there but i cant help myself to express how does it feels to be blessed with HIS music….allrite, i found ooh lalala episode 2…byeee

pheewww…finally back to the dead office again..the office is not dead but my shift is…yea la, who asked to put me alone during night shift…dah la singapore are famous of ghost stories…hhmmm…but who cares abt those “stuff”….4 days off was kinda relaxing and it flew really fast…suppose to take my afternoon nap before i come to work but the damn power cut made me lost my sleep…OMG, im feeling so damn sleepy rite nw…its only 8.09pm but my eyes are half closed…guess its time for me to grab the 20cents coffee…getting addicted to coffeee?nahh…i hate coffee, but no choice lerr have to stay awake ma…human, most of the time never do those stuff that they really love to do…but they still have to do it out of no choice or force to or to stay awake….(what m i talkin nw?) i think i better go and “kena” (get) one strong coffee and get back to work….big yawnnzzz

According to the latest agricultural report from the goverment, the papaya farmers had came up wit a new idea to prevent the papaya’s to fall on the ground after it got riped. the spokesman of the papaya farmers association says that, the birds was the biggest headache for the farmers as it would spoil the fruit by “hunting” them down before it can be harvest and marketed. somehow they had came up with some old method by using scarecrow to chase the birds away..but he says, gravity law is unbreakable, hence, they had came out with a remarkable and *cost effective way to prevent the over riped papayas to fall on ground and get smashed by the impact…most probably FAO of the United Nation looking forward to lease the patent from local farmers…here we welcome our new inventions for saving papayas…

Cant imagine that actually i am working all alone in such huge building till 2mr morning 7am.

(this is hw the eerrie office looks like rite now…)

..such a lonely nite, watching youtubes, blogging and praying that no high priority calls would come in (keeping fingers crossed bu cant type so keeping toes cross, hehe)…the damn security actually had turned off the centralized MOFO aircond…and its kinda hot here…i dun understand the workaround here in singapore la…when its freezing , the A/C will be blowing like antartic but now…damn it…maybe its for good oso la cuz if its too cold then i will definately fall asleep and chances of missing the SLA is 99.9% ….everyone knows that i sleep dead (tidur mati), so i better stay awake all night long…

but frankly speaking i prefer working night then day shift…not like my office got hot chics for me to check out if i work day shift or what…waiting for my partner to come in in 2 weeks time, atleast till then wont feel that bored….*yawnzz*

(managed to snap it via lappie cam..)

OMG, i shouldnt yawn now itself…its just 2 hours and 45 minutes i started my shift sumore 9 damn hours to go….pray for me to stay awake peopleeeeeeeeee……….*yawnz * not again, damn yawnz…

I came across below’s article and its really humiliating being a malaysian after reading it, better send shebby’s MYTEAM then sending those trash to represent our country…hw many non bumi players in the team?why?no chinese can plat good soccer is it?no indians can be the best striker is it?or isnt there any orang asli (Aborigines) the real bumiputera’s can rock the malaysian sport arena?me not being racist here but why politics even in sports?is that why they hold a huge fcuked up banner written FIFA FAIR PLAY? yea FIFA is Fair i guess, but malaysia in unfair…solution?kick malaysian soccer team out of FIFA else KICK those political influences out of FAM.

Tahniah diucapkan kpada skuad bolasepak negara, negara kita
mencatatsejarah
selaku tuan rumah pertama dalamsejarah tamadun manusia yang
tak dapatmata
pun…angka jaringan yangdiperolehi pun memberi makna yang
takterhingga :

KALAH 5-1 DENGAN CHINA>> jika ditambah 5 +
1..jawapannyaadalah
enam…skuad bola sebenarnyamemberikan penghormatan
kepada enamperajurit negara
yang maut dalamtragedi melibatkan pesawat
NURI….jadiskuad kebangsaan
menghadiahkan 5-1

KALAH 5-0 NGAN
UZBEKISTAN
Skuad bola menghadiahkan
kekalahan 5-0 ini sebagai ingin
memberitahu dunialuar bahawa negara kita telah
mencapai50 tahun kemerdekaan
dan sesuatu perludibanggakan…hasilnya skuad
bolanegara melahirkan rasa
cinta kepadanegara melalui angka itu 5-0

KALAH 2-0 NGAN IRAN
skuad
kebangsaan sedar malaysia inginmenjadi
negara maju menjelang2020…jadi
dalam perlawanan terakhirini mereka sekali lagi
menunjukkanbahawa mereka
sebenarnya mendukungaspirasi negara dengan
memberikanmenghadiahkan kekalahan
2-0

KESIMPULAN
berundurlah wahai pemimpin FAMseperti datuk raja
zainuddin, datukanifah
aman> dan datuk redzuan sheikabdullah…FAM bukan
gelanggangkepentingan
politik…tengku abdullahdah pun berundur
secaraterhormat…YANG LAIN TAK
RETI-RETILAGI KE!!!!!….jangan sampai
esokmalaysia kena bantai dengan
negaratimor leste 5-0, baru nak
bertindak…>> cuba kita bandingkan 2
tajuk akhbardi bawah
:

metro 15 JUN
2007 —->take note of the date here
FAM YAKIN HARIMAU MALAYA
MAMPU LAKARKEJUTAN

metro bertarikh 14 JULAI 2007—>look at
this date..not even a month
FAM SEDAR TARAF MALAYSIA KIAN
JAUH

apa jadahnya semuanya….kejab yakinkejab
tak…kejab leh main, kejab
katatak boleh…dahla buat peraturan
taktetap….dulu kata pemain terlibatpiala
asia tak boleh main semi
finalpiala FA…pastu dibenarkanpulak…pastu bila
akhmal rizalterhincut2
keluar jadi tak bolehlak….dari situ je dah nampak FAM
urusliga macam
sampah….aku bersimpatidengan nasib rakyat malaysia yangberada
di stadium
bukit jalil sambilmelaung-laung kuat
MALAYSIA…MALAYSIA…MALAYSIA…..tapidekat papan scoreboard tertera
Malaysiaketinngalan 5-1….apa punya bodohlaorang-orang ni…nak masuk kena
bayartiket lak tu…bukan free…yang untungFAM and kroni-kroni…pemain
malaysialak yang boleh menaNg…gaya rambut,but tercantik, jersi
ala-alabarcelona….lagi2 muka shukor adan,rusdi talib,
khaironisam,fadzlishaari….macam tu je terbaik dariberjuta-juta rakyat
malaysia>>> AYUH RAKYAT MALAYSIA DALAM FRIENDSTERNI YANG MASIH
SAYANGKAN BOLASEPAKMALAYSIA….FORWARDKAN MESSAGENI….BUAT MEMORANDUM
SUPAYA
SEMUAMAKHLUK TU BERUNDUR…TAK KIRALAH AHLI PARLIMEN KE, SENATOR
KE>>UNDUR!!!…UNDUR!!!!….UNDUR!!!!…UNDUR!!!!!

I came across this joke online and would oike to share with my fellow bloggers…as if u had read my previous post abt singapore, you will agree with what i say after reading this joke..it’s the matter of fact though…

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert
island.
The two
fought and one KILLED the other to have the
lady.

Two American men and
a lady stranded on a desert
island.
They both had the lady
TOGETHER.

Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
They
killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.

Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a
desert
island.
The first man claimed that island is
independent and
took the lady as his advisor. The second man swam
to
another island to search for jobs.

Two Thai men and a
lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man rented the lady to the
second man for 2
baht a night.

Two Filipino men and a lady
stranded on a desert
island.
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked
for ransom
from the other man.

Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert
island.
The lady
ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other
because she was rejected by
both.

And finally
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a
desert
island.
The two men are still waiting for instructions from
the GOVERNMENT on
how to proceed.

Can you please let me go to work early atleast for one day…it has been more than 2 weeks i never “smelled” the 8.30am breeze in singapore u noe…i really cant bear the sight of my supervisor’s cock stare whenever i walk in to the office…Always wish to be invisible whenever walk in when im late to work…well, if i get up late, that’s not fault bt mine bcuz its my ass cholestrol (soothu koluppu) but i always have multiple alarms and wake up calls to bug me off my bed early and get on road to work…
BUT U ……why why whyyyyy…i leave home 1 hour earlier yet i get screwed, i leave 1.5 hours earlier oso i get screwed…tell me what time shall i leave my home?i oso human rite, no need to sleep a?reach home after work around 8pm, bathe, pray and dinner…by time i come back home it will be approximately 11pm…straight away grab my pillow and doze off, wake up at 6am, bathe, pray, fuel up the bike and hit the road abt 6.45am, yet late!!!!DAMN IT….i HATE U damn Custom Checkpoints, both woodlands and Tuas, u are such a *&^%%$*…cant find a perfect word to swear la…
Tuas which is the 2nd link to singapore was fine except it’s 20km longer journey compared to woodlands’ distance to my office, other than that, the volume of bikes entering singapore through this checkpoint was tolerable but thats just a WAS…sum stupid changes in shift for the shipyard workers had made the 2nd link flooded like the other checkpoint as well…
im really getting out of mind thinking of a better solution to get over the damn custom in a faster way..hw?swim a?bullshit rite…if wanna stay in spore itself, d damn GST hike had made the room rental hiked as well…can u imagine renting a common room in a HDB FLAT will cost about $400-700 sgd??try to convert to MYR and see and will rather work in malaysia..i came to earn man, not to live a luxurious life, that’s what i tell my colleague when they see us suffering in jam and bad weather days..but deep heart, we feel suffocated…wat to do, be a man and endure till next week, hopefully 2mr will be a sunny day…

check out my photo story today….haizzz….

1. Crazy frogs getting ready to ride…

3.U noe thaipusam, but do u noe singapusam??

4. Another clearer view of the “crowd”

So that’s my life over here in jb-singapore-jb routine…cant wait to get into shift, 15 days work per month…cool huh…lesser tensed up days, lower BP, lesser expenditures but more days to sleeeepppp….hooray…