{"id":20,"date":"2007-07-25T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T08:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vicknes.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/25\/two-men-and-a-lady\/"},"modified":"2007-07-25T08:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T08:15:00","slug":"two-men-and-a-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/two-men-and-a-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Two men and A Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I came across this joke online and would oike to share with my fellow bloggers&#8230;as if u had read my previous post abt singapore, you will agree with what i say after reading this joke..it&#8217;s the matter of fact though&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert<br \/>island.<br \/>The two<br \/>fought and one KILLED the other to have the<br \/>lady.<\/p>\n<p>Two American men and<br \/>a lady stranded on a desert<br \/>island.<br \/>They both had the lady<br \/>TOGETHER.<\/p>\n<p>Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island.<br \/>They<br \/>killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.<\/p>\n<p>Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a<br \/>desert<br \/> island.<br \/> The first man claimed that island is<br \/>independent and<br \/> took the lady as his advisor. The second man swam<br \/>to<br \/> another island to search for jobs.<\/p>\n<p> Two Thai men and a<br \/>lady stranded on a desert island.<br \/> The first man rented the lady to the<br \/>second man for 2<br \/> baht a night.<\/p>\n<p>Two Filipino men and a lady<br \/>stranded on a desert<br \/>island.<br \/>The first man kidnapped the lady and asked<br \/>for ransom<br \/>from the other man.<\/p>\n<p>Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert<br \/>island.<br \/>The lady<br \/>ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other<br \/>because she was rejected by<br \/>both.<\/p>\n<p>And finally<br \/>Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a<br \/>desert<br \/>island.<br \/>The two men are still waiting for instructions from<br \/>the GOVERNMENT on<br \/>how to proceed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this joke online and would oike to share with my fellow bloggers&#8230;as if u had read my previous post abt singapore, you will agree with what i say after reading this joke..it&#8217;s the matter of fact though&#8230; Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desertisland.The twofought and one KILLED the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/two-men-and-a-lady\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Two men and A Lady&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}