{"id":355,"date":"2008-11-04T08:58:23","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T00:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vickneswaran.com\/?p=355"},"modified":"2008-11-04T08:58:23","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T00:58:23","slug":"girls-please-pass-this-to-your-beloved-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/girls-please-pass-this-to-your-beloved-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Girls, please pass this to your beloved man!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Central Mall. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
\nSimply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
\nDon’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!<\/div>\n

Here’s how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.<\/p>\n

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.<\/p>\n

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other.<\/p>\n

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.<\/p>\n

I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, April 2nd, 4th, 10 three times on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets!<\/p>\n

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Disclaimer: The person mentioned as me wasn’t me…Of course it wasn’t me, I wouldn’t spend so much to get just the oral though, lolx..opps..hehe..its just another joke that i stole<\/span> borrow from some where online<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Central Mall. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to … <\/p>\n

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