{"id":359,"date":"2008-11-13T00:00:12","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T16:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vickneswaran.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2008-11-13T00:00:12","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T16:00:12","slug":"14-reason-why-dogs-are-better-than-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vickneswaran.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/14-reason-why-dogs-are-better-than-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"14 reason why dogs are better than wife"},"content":{"rendered":"

Warning:<\/span><\/strong> The post below wasn’t writen by me except those quoted text .<\/span>Women, don’t hate me, I am sure you had read even more mails and posting insulting men and you had great laugh right, so i think its fair enough for the poor man to console ourselves with such lame jokes. Guys, please dont take it personal if the women condemn about you, read point # 9 and have a good laugh and carry on with your what ever dirty work you were doing. Enjoy and have fun in the middle of the week, 2 more days to go for weekend.lolz<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/strong>1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

hmmmm, do i need to say more?poor guys, ecspecially married losers man<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

haha, this is a good one, but why calling others name when I dont know other women? hehe<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Don’t leave your jeans, u might end up in a pet funeral<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

4. A dog’s parents never visit. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

So is the dog’s husband, *nyeak nyeak nyeak*<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

that is why dogs are men’s best friend not with women, lol<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Unless your wife owns a chihuahua or a shih zhu, haha<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

wife find the same too if they are drunk as well<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

wife likes to hunt for the fishing (chic) husband in night clubs.lolz<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?<\/span><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

haha, seems like a universal doubt for women huh…lolz<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

please uh, guys are not that irresponsible and cold hearted to do that, they might wanna give away the mother and get a new mother, lolz<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert<\/span><\/strong>. <\/span><\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

phew, morale of the story, get stronger gents perfume to overloop the female scent<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

men like to ride at the back with the name of doggy style, hehe<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

<\/strong><\/span>14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

allrite, its 7am and i had not asleep, no further comment about this….ZzzZzZZZZ<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Warning: The post below wasn’t writen by me except those quoted text .Women, don’t hate me, I am sure you had read even more mails and posting insulting men and you had great laugh right, so i think its fair enough for the poor man to console ourselves with such lame jokes. Guys, please dont … <\/p>\n

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