Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!
Here’s how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, April 2nd, 4th, 10 three times on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets!
Disclaimer: The person mentioned as me wasn’t me…Of course it wasn’t me, I wouldn’t spend so much to get just the oral though, lolx..opps..hehe..its just another joke that i stole borrow from some where online
hahahahah.. kadavule.. i was so serious reading it, but end up with jokes. OMG. well, i’ll inform SOME of my male friends. 😀
MORAL OF THE STORY: buy as much as wallets u can from PASAR MALAM. beli satu free satu… 😀
I guess I wouldn’t mind to give a ride for them 🙂 After all ore wallet thane..Damn…
Anyway just kidding. lalalala.
Eeeswara!!!….Look what humans are willing to do just to cari duit…..enna kodumei saravana ithu!!!
LOL MAN!!
ade paavi….giving motivation for yr bf a??hahah
joku cakap la..hehe
are u ready for it?haha
thats wat is the truth rite
crap.. i was seriously reading it too… ahahahha…
hahaha, gotcha jayzen!!…thanks for dropping by
joke , haha..
bro im here , to thank you for your support about my MIB article , if you not there , i think i will alone in my comment box , defending the post , i really owe you one ,
just call me when you in a situation to defend your post , haha.
And that was a joke? Lol…
I thought it was something serious.. ARggghhhh…
But then, where is Central Mall? I got some old wallets to be disposed off
no thanks all la bro…im glad to know that there are still some one is unbias and write what is right according to the heart ( manasaachi)…no worries, u are always welcome to defend me, but sad thing is the most controversial topics are political and I DONT WRITE ABT POLITIC anymore…sounds boring??nah, thats better for all…lolz..im happy with stupid jokes and boasting about what i eat and shit, basically they call it personal blog..lolz
its in guantanamo bay, bro…remember. cock meat sandwich…hahah..harold and kumar…lolz
Jo, are you sure its not you?
maybe that two gals aim those thin, tall and soft guys .. because they knows that this kind of guys cant do much. well..nt strong enough to stop them.. hehehe …
im very sure thats not me…im nt that lucky la jo…hahaha…thin and tall ok fine, yes i am,..but im nt soft k…*(&^&^^**
LMAO! Poor bastard! 😀
LOL…dats seriously a good 1…:P