Why Men are happier than women?

It’s been days i had updated my blog and im terrible sorry about that. i’m still looking for more time to produce something worth reading stuff, but yet, I still can’t find that moment. Came across this email, maybe u would have read it 100 times and you might feel fed up looking at it. But who cares, read it for the 101th time and have some smile on your face. Girls, take it easy yea. guys, lets de-stress. haha

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours. —> how if u lives in a condo?
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be President. —> Hillary was almost there
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to water park.
8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9. The world is your urinal.
10. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sticky.
11. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
12. Same work, more pay.
13. Wrinkles add character.
14. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
15. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
17. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. —> not always
18. One mood all the time. —>bullshit, i dont feel horny when i’m sad
19. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. —> wish i could
20. You know stuff about tanks.
21. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
25. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. —>Renoma cost me nearly RM40
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27. You almost never have strap problems in public. –>u’l never know hw terrible it feels when your ball itches in the public.lolz
28. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. —> that was those days,lolz
29. Everything on your face stays its original color.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. You only have to shave your face and neck. –> we do concern genital hygiene
32. You can play with toys all your life.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
35. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
36. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
37. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
38. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

My comments are marked in RED..lolz