Warning: The post below wasn’t writen by me except those quoted text .Women, don’t hate me, I am sure you had read even more mails and posting insulting men and you had great laugh right, so i think its fair enough for the poor man to console ourselves with such lame jokes. Guys, please dont take it personal if the women condemn about you, read point # 9 and have a good laugh and carry on with your what ever dirty work you were doing. Enjoy and have fun in the middle of the week, 2 more days to go for weekend.lolz
No more excuse for not blogging!!
Come to the point, i have got internet connection at home already after trying to get the tmNutz to fix the steamyx at my place..waited for more than 2 bloody month, no feedback and i have to call and find out myself and got to know that there’s no port in our block….grrrr, bet u all don’t wanna hear me swear again..
I had no choice other than looking for the wireles broadband services, mexis?silkum or tigi?? I rather not to use internet if i were to choose the last option because my friend is going through shit using it, so left is mexis and silkum. Walked into their specialised store and welcomed by the hot promoters, hehe.
Girls, please pass this to your beloved man!!
A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Central Mall. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!
Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!
Here’s how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, April 2nd, 4th, 10 three times on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets!
Disclaimer: The person mentioned as me wasn’t me…Of course it wasn’t me, I wouldn’t spend so much to get just the oral though, lolx..opps..hehe..its just another joke that i stole borrow from some where online
10 reason why studying is better than s*x
I just cant figure out what is so wong with me till i cant even think of some good write up to share with u guys (as if i have one before this rite, sigh)
All i can think of even during sleep is how to save up and upgrade my kanne and other than that is work and some daily life issues. If i were to blog about those, my personal blog will become really personal and i will be like an open book (and i am like a half exposed Penthouse magazine already)…
Came across a joke that made me smile and i hope it makes u smile too. I think most of the girls would agree with it and some gays guys would agree with it as well..wanna know what am i refering to?
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where
you left off.8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has
opened it.6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don’t finish a chapter you won’t gain a reputation as a
“book teaser.”4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.
3. You don’t get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the
middle.2. You don’t have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren’t sure what you’re doing, you can always ask your
roommate for help.
No, don’t ask me do i agree, cuz i dont read….lolz
Singh is KINNG??!!
I was still smiling when i started to write this line..before this i was laughing..can u imagine how the hell a person can laugh by watching a music video?? well, one should understand the message in the clip then you will find it freaking hillarious, lolz…
yea man, im talking about the latest bollywood comedy movie called Singh is Kinng (no, thats not my typo, it is meant to be like that) where they have a song featuring the hip hop living legend Snoop DoGG and RDB some bhangra pop singer. I felt in love with the audio clip when i heard the song and now i felt in love with both the audio and video too.
Mama said good things should be shared, so i decided to share this with you just in case u are too lazy to search it in the youtube..before that, here goes an comment for the video
RoyelleAffairIm from da caribbean& i dont understand nothing but snoop doggs line..BUT DI VIDEO WAS REAL GOOD..U HAVE TO BIG UP DA BOLLYWOOD SCENE..DEM A DO IT UP MAN..Correct me if im wrong isnt this called Bhangra Music?
Read that and you will know should you or shouldn’t you watch that clip.
I have another announcement
Don’t curse me for bringing up so called suspense all the time. This time, its something that many had suggested me to do so, something that i wanted to do so but couldnt find time and sources and it something that i love to do.
Actually i wanted to announce it on the diwali day, but due to heavy work load at office, i can only afford to go to the loo once through out the whole day.
So stay tune, as im fine tuning it. Warn you now itself, its not something big but i hope i can make it big. Advance thanks for the support!! cheers!!
Happy Diwali to Everyone!!!
Yen Iniya Deepavali Nal Vaazhtukal
Selamat Hari Deepavali
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Happy Deepavali
The reason im wishing in all the major language in Malaysia is because I wish all the race can stay united and let celebrate all the festivals like our own ethnic celebration!!!
SPM 2008 Trial papers
Form 3 students just finished their PMR (lower certification of education) exams a week ago and the next is SPM and STPM. I would like to convey my best wishes to all of you whom are gonna face the government exams which is gonna determine your education and career path.
Apart from the wishes, I would also like to share something that I got from a friend of mine via email. It’s the Full Boarding School’s SPM Trial papers. The set that i have here consist of Physics paper 1 and 2, chemistry 1&2, Maths 1&2 and History 1 & 2. I had included the download link of the zipped Exam papers which has been converted to PDF format, so if you dont have pdf reader, get it here.
And here goes the promised stuff. CLICK HERE
Surti & Tejo – My college memories
When i started my blog some time back, i used to share the songs or video that reminds me of certain things or incident or some period in my life but without any specific reason i quit doing so.
After so long, i wanna share this Indon song by the band called Jamrud. Im not quite sure about the genre of the song but to me, the real genre is comedy!! yea, people i present to you Surti dan Tejo by Jamrud, the indon rockers.
Please don’t underestimate or discriminate the song from the beginning itself. Read the karaoke wordings, if you dont understand, please find the online dictionary for translation, if still cant find, ask me and watch the clip till the end. I promise you a good laugh, if you know the meaning of laughter lah..
Working on Sundays are freaking sickening.
It’s been really long i worked on sunday. I admit that i love to work on shift but due to too much of shift work gap, now i feel lil bit lost and don’t know what to do. It’s not that i have no work, but u know, the sunday mood just cant get me glued to the desk and do my task. Just wanna share a joke that i just found while i was doing some house keeping of my forwarded mail folders, hehe.
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives; however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they headed on home.
The next day one of the woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
‘These girl nights out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. . My wife came home with no panties!!’
‘That’s nothing’ said the other husband, ‘Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said…..“from all of us at the Firestation, we will never forget tyour great service with us“
