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I’m getting my ammo ready for the war, the job war….phewwit, sounds bombastic? nah, my ammo is my CV/Resume.. im ready for job hunting..spare me some moments, guys.. i’ll be right back. Rice bowl secured 1st, everything next. It’s diffrent case if my blog sponsors are paying me like few hundred USD per week, then I shall think of early retirement. But by checking my balance, shall drop that idea at the moment.
And i am like, fucking hating the politics in the Human Resource Department…go for the talent bitch, not becuz he/she is your favourite relation, friend or who so ever….sorry for the filthyness. I’m a victim of such politicians, i mean HR Personnel.
Anyway, if any one of you came across any company hiring Wintel Server Engineer position, or Network Engineer position, please do let me know. I shall give you a treat if I get that job. It’s not a bribery, its token of appreciation. Love you guys lot..Muaksss….lolz

I use to tease and curse those who line up at the fuel pump to fill up the tank before the price hike and causes massive traffic jam. My mum use to tell me what goes around comes around, and yea, i was one of those “losers” whom was lining up like an idiot for last minute fuel up. It’s not that I wanted to do so but the situation made me to do so. check out the pic below.

Can u see the fuel indicator lit up (on the left) and the fuel meter had gone beyond “E”

I rushed to a nearby Caltex gas station, queued up for 45 minutes and when it came to my turn, the pump attendant waved hand and signalled me that “minyak habis” (out of stock). I just couldnt stop myself from cursing the government for not announcing earlier about the hike and couldnt stop blaming myself for not filling the tank up at noon itself. I mean how the hell I would know they would rise the farcking price all of sudden.
Rushed to another gas station, it was 11pm and i havent taken my dinner. Knowing me, if I’m starving, my temper meter will be like crazy, I will be like a No Entry Zone!!!
11.20pm, 11.30pm still lining up there….
If u rae able to magnify the image, the clock( above the ambi pur) shows 11.40pm and can u see the Q?? I thought I’m not gonna make it and wanted to turn back but afraid of fuel out and gotta push the car all alone. That wouldn’t be a great experience though. I was thinking: “fuck it lah, Rm2.70 also can lah, no choice d, kanninia!!!”. Thanks to god, miracle does happen, some kiasu fuckers just managed to pour a few more buck to fill up the tank and left, so i managed to get there to the pump quicker than i expected.
Something really caught my attention since i entered the station compound was a Pajero pukimak driver was trying to cut Q on and off. I don’t wish to mention the race as I believe there are such specimen in all ethnics so there’s nothing to being a racist, lolz. and to my surprise, the mother fucking ass hole Q all the way to fill up Rm10.25 only!! I just couldnt keep my laser mouth shut, i asked his wife,
” Untuk 10 rinngit lu, baris panjang macam ni ka?”
She gave me a cock stare, bloody hell. I “tak puas” (not satisfied) with her and i asked her
” Itu 10 rinngit lu boleh jadi jutawan ka? Apesal kasi orang lain susah la, aiyo” (with a smiley sarcastic face)”
She tole her husband ” cheeke kilingkia, kepoh ka si la..”
That beeotch doesn’t know(of course she doesn’t know) I understand and speaks several Chinese dialects…it means: [this keling boy, kepoh macam nak mampus]…..GRRRRRRRR!!!!
Guess what came from my mouth:” PUKIMAK, SIMI KELING KIA, KIAM PA SI BOH” ( WHAT KELING BOY, WANNA GET WHACK IS IT)…
To my expectation, they were shocked and just went off.
11.48pm, my tank is full and it was RM90.06 cents…hmmm bye bye to the RM1.92/litre!!!!
Went KFC, had snack plate and didnt finish it up because meal time over and my stomach doesn’t permit anything in. damn….will never forget this day….

Check out the Pic I managed to snap while waiting for my turn

can you spot the guy with the camera, it wasn’t me of cuz!!lolz

I just couldn’t stop swearing after reading the chibai breaking news, &^$@#$^*…….
A GOOD NEWS had just been announced from the Putrajaya Big House (you know where it is) that the new petrol price will RM2.70 per litre starting midnight today!!!! Its a 78 cent hike per litre..Seems like I gotta spare RM140 for my ride for a full tank.

I just cant stop hating myself for still being here. Yea , many may debate that its been subsidised but we do have our own PETRONAS, right!!!! damn….

Excerpt from the news

PUTRAJAYA, Wed:

The new price of petrol is RM2.70 per litre beginning midnight tonight, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi announced just a moment ago. The 78 sen hike or 40 per cent increase is still below the antiticpated RM4 per litre price projected earlier and among the cheapest in Asia.

Source

For those who had booked the free ticket from MAS and AirAsia, don’t feel too lucky for the “free” ticket yet, you’ve got fuel surcharge there to bare…lolz. read more here

Looking forward for more protest coming soon MR pak lah!!! the citizen didnt ask for it, but this is what we get for still keeping the National Party ruling. Thanks to the GOV!!!I Love Malaysia!!!

**UPDATE**
The Govt has also announced that the price of diesel will go up Rm1 or 63.33 %- from RM1.58 to RM2.58, effective midnight. –source, msia kini on my mobile–

It’s been days i had updated my blog and im terrible sorry about that. i’m still looking for more time to produce something worth reading stuff, but yet, I still can’t find that moment. Came across this email, maybe u would have read it 100 times and you might feel fed up looking at it. But who cares, read it for the 101th time and have some smile on your face. Girls, take it easy yea. guys, lets de-stress. haha

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours. —> how if u lives in a condo?
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be President. —> Hillary was almost there
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to water park.
8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9. The world is your urinal.
10. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too sticky.
11. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
12. Same work, more pay.
13. Wrinkles add character.
14. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
15. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
17. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. —> not always
18. One mood all the time. —>bullshit, i dont feel horny when i’m sad
19. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. —> wish i could
20. You know stuff about tanks.
21. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
25. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. —>Renoma cost me nearly RM40
26. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
27. You almost never have strap problems in public. –>u’l never know hw terrible it feels when your ball itches in the public.lolz
28. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. —> that was those days,lolz
29. Everything on your face stays its original color.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. You only have to shave your face and neck. –> we do concern genital hygiene
32. You can play with toys all your life.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
35. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
36. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
37. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
38. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes

My comments are marked in RED..lolz

Well, many of you might be thinking that who the hell am I to guide or brief about securing a good job with a perfect CV. If you think that way, I cant help it dude. (sounds egoistic huh, lolz)
Recently I did some research and review on my CV writing skills before start my job hunting again after a year till I cant remember my Jobstreet password, I managed to gather some info on how to promote myself to my potential employer, because i feel the sole purpose of my CV is to fetch me an interview call. If i can pass through that, meaning i have a chance to prepare for the interview and get ready to impress the interviewer (which i think i rarely does,hehe)

I had sorted out 12 points here with my terrible simple English. Hope it helps.

• Avoid using glossy or colourful

-CV is something formal/ official document, so please keep it simple

• No Header or title is needed for your resume/CV

You are submitting a CV and of course when the HR look at it and at the 1st glance itself they would know what is the document, hence, no title like John Doe Curricular Vitae or My Resume is needed as the header of the resume/CV

• No photograph is needed–

In Malaysia, its pretty often that the HR request for the recent photograph attached with the resume or th job application form, i really have no idea why is that so? wonder if the employer gonna reject me if i look ugly or wonder are they hiring some model (which i never qualified to be,hehe) I was told by my singapore employer that its an offence to ask for picture for job application as it can be considered as discrimination.

• Avoid “I” , “My”, “He”, “She” kinda words

– Which one sounds more proffesional, judge yourself: ” I worked as Supervisor for ABC Company” or — Team Leader for ABC Company from 2005-2007 . I bet you would go for the second one, right?

• Spelling mistakes and grammatical error

Please have the habit of proofread your Resume/CV. It’s always a good idea to get your mate to proofread for you as we might overlook or overconfident with our sentences. Such kind of small mistakes that appear on your resume tend to convey a lazy and careless attitude to the interviewer. An example:

A candidate who submitted his CV without proofreading it committed the mistake of wrongly spelling ‘ask’ as ‘ass’. Now you can imagine the type of embarrassment he must have faced during the interview, when the interviewer pointed it out. lolz

• Do not lie or over exaggerate about your candidature

You might get through the interview by saying that you have basic knowledge in Java scripting where you cant even compile “hello world”. You might had the luck today, but not everyday are sundays.

• Abbreviations or jargon is a no no

The HR people may not know what is OVSD or SDLC mean, so please avoid using such jargons.

• Reason for leaving last job

You may leave this for the personal interview session. Avoid making such statements in your resume/CV, they add no extra value.

• Do not mention past failures

Bet you don’t want to lose the chance to get the interview call. Types of failure can vary and one of the example that i can share here is, if there’s gap between past employment because you own a business and it didn’t do well. DONT EVER SAY YOU FAILED. Instead, say something more positive to plant the good thought in the HR people’s mind.

• Current or expected salary

Leave it to be discussed later on unless its required to be stated on the resume

• Omit personal details

Leave your marital status, number of kids, passport number or such info out of your resume. Mind you, its not a biodata form.

• Referees

I think you may state : ” Reference available on request”

Now you can run through the list and take a fresh look at your CV or Resume and try to prune away irrelevant or unnecessary details and start to strive towards your dream job

*Note: person who compiled this is not a HR professional or some kind of high rank officer in employment agency. All info provided are based on experienced and on-line source.