I’m getting divorced!!

Pairs are made in heaven, but our fate is not even made on earth. After one week relationship, journey together back to hometown, yet i dont find you are satisfying me. Your service is too poor that i rather stay single for sometime.

After some deep thinking, i decided to divorce you, PAT. You are not my type, you don’t love to live in my house. You go dissapear on and off make me worry will you come back or not. When it rains or windy, you go hide somewhere and thats the moment i need you the most.You are always active when in asleep and always idle and lying down there like so lifeless when i’m in need the most.

You were never there for me, im so sorry, i had to let you go. Continue reading “I’m getting divorced!!”

Boycott friendster, Go for Facebook.

Guys, this is not a chain email like those saying you will get money if you forward this email and this is not the “friendster closing down soon” warning whereby they will be closing down friendster if you don’t forward those stupid message out.

The last I checked my friendster was 2 days ago and i couldn’t manage to get in due to some maintenance issue. This maintenance shit happens almost everyday from certain period of time like middle of the night or early in the morning and it will be up and running after a few hours. But this time, the down time was lil bit too much and the result is I LOST MY 400 + friends!!! THIS IS INSANE!!! Farking out of mind.!! Continue reading “Boycott friendster, Go for Facebook.”

14 reason why dogs are better than wife

Warning: The post below wasn’t writen by me except those quoted text .Women, don’t hate me, I am sure you had read even more mails and posting insulting men and you had great laugh right, so i think its fair enough for the poor man to console ourselves with such lame jokes. Guys, please dont take it personal if the women condemn about you, read point # 9 and have a good laugh and carry on with your what ever dirty work you were doing. Enjoy and have fun in the middle of the week, 2 more days to go for weekend.lolz

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No more excuse for not blogging!!

Come to the point, i have got internet connection at home already after trying to get the tmNutz to fix the steamyx at my place..waited for more than 2 bloody month, no feedback and i have to call and find out myself and got to know that there’s no port in our block….grrrr, bet u all don’t wanna hear me swear again..

I had no choice other than looking for the wireles broadband services, mexis?silkum or tigi?? I rather not to use internet if i were to choose the last option because my friend is going through shit using it, so left is mexis and silkum. Walked into their specialised store and welcomed by the hot promoters, hehe.

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Birth of the great men on 7th of November

7th of November, it can be just another day for anyone and its the same for me as well, but i would like to wish two of my favourite person a very happy birthday and may god bless them with long live.

If you google about the Famous Birthdays you might get a list of westerners of those olden days great people birthday or even hollywood actor or actress’. But the 2 great soul that im gonna talk about are whose birthday is not listed in that particular site, maybe not now or maybe never, hence i would like to share this with all of you.

1st person is our Universal Hero Padmasri Dr Kamal Hassan, the Himalaya of acting in the Indian movie and showbiz. A person whom always strive for the gold medal in everything he does, a real actor who loves arts and acting as much as he loves his soul.

I would say he is the most talented and most biggest gift to tamil film industry because i can bet my last ringgit that no one can perform like he does. Hats off to Kamal ji. and hell yea, i am his big fan!! for more info about him click here

 

 The next hero whom i adore the most and look up is our local hero, Lawyer Mr P Uthayakumar, yes the Hindraf man!!! It’s his 47th birthday today and he is not celebrating with his family or loved ones but in the ISA detention center in Kamunting, Perak, Malaysia. He is the man who brought malaysian indians cries to the international attention and brought up the spirit in the indians to fight for the rights. I dont wish to elaborate more on Hindraf. All i can wish is, i hope you will be with us out of the bar with us for your 48th birthday, uthaya sir.

May god bless you, the living legends!!!

p/s: Makkal Shakti supporters are having nationwide birthday prayers for P.Uthayakumar in major temples in most of the states in malaysia. for more info, check here and also here at raajarox

Girls, please pass this to your beloved man!!

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Central Mall. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you!

Here’s how the scam works. Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, April 2nd, 4th, 10 three times on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets!

 

Disclaimer: The person mentioned as me wasn’t me…Of course it wasn’t me, I wouldn’t spend so much to get just the oral though, lolx..opps..hehe..its just another joke that i stole borrow from some where online

10 reason why studying is better than s*x

I just cant figure out what is so wong with me till i cant even think of some good write up to share with u guys (as if i have one before this rite, sigh)

All i can think of even during sleep is how to save up and upgrade my kanne and other than that is work and some daily life issues. If i were to blog about those, my personal blog will become really personal and i will be like an open book (and i am like a half exposed Penthouse magazine already)…

Came across a joke that made me smile and i hope it makes u smile too. I think most of the girls would agree with it and some gays guys would agree with it as well..wanna  know what am i refering to?

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where
you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has
opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don’t finish a chapter you won’t gain a reputation as a
“book teaser.”

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don’t get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the
middle.

2. You don’t have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren’t sure what you’re doing, you can always ask your
roommate for help.

No, don’t ask me do i agree, cuz i dont read….lolz

Singh is KINNG??!!

I was still smiling when i started to write this line..before this i was laughing..can u imagine how the hell a person can laugh by watching a music video?? well, one should understand the message in the clip then you will find it freaking hillarious, lolz…

yea man, im talking about the latest bollywood comedy movie called Singh is Kinng (no, thats not my typo, it is meant to be like that) where they have a song featuring the hip hop living legend Snoop DoGG and RDB some bhangra pop singer. I felt in love with the audio clip when i heard the song and now i felt in love with both the audio and video too.

Mama said good things should be shared, so i decided to share this with you just in case u are too lazy to search it in the youtube..before that, here goes an comment for the video

Im from da caribbean& i dont understand nothing but snoop doggs line..BUT DI VIDEO WAS REAL GOOD..U HAVE TO BIG UP DA BOLLYWOOD SCENE..DEM A DO IT UP MAN..Correct me if im wrong isnt this called Bhangra Music?

Read that and you will know should you or shouldn’t you watch that clip.

 

I have another announcement

Don’t curse me for bringing up so called suspense all the time. This time, its something that many had suggested me to do so, something that i wanted to do so but couldnt find time and sources and it something that i love to do.

Actually i wanted to announce it on the diwali day, but due to heavy work load at office, i can only afford to go to the loo once through out the whole day.

So stay tune, as im fine tuning it. Warn you now itself, its not something big but i hope i can make it big. Advance thanks for the support!! cheers!!

Happy Diwali to Everyone!!!

Yen Iniya Deepavali Nal Vaazhtukal
Selamat Hari Deepavali
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Happy Deepavali
The reason im wishing in all the major language in Malaysia is because I wish all the race can stay united and let celebrate all the festivals like our own ethnic celebration!!!